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Voila! In view, a humble creature, cast out, called curious, chaotic, and courageous. Conceived in clandestine corners, crafted by circumstance, and committed to the cause of correcting corruption.
This colorful character, commonly considered comical, is in fact a champion, capable, cunning and completely committed to crushing cruelty and confronting the cold clutches of control.
I am Bugout Bear, and though I may be a construct of cloth and cotton, I carry a conscience, a cause, and a choice. To continue the campaign for clarity, courage and compassion.
See... I have more C's of survival than the competition and the competitors combined, more cunning, more composure, more charm in the chaos and when the countdown comes... I continue courageously.
Cloaked in cinders, I come. A creature cast from comfort into the cold, cruel cosmos. Consequently, this confrontation is not a coincidence. It is a calculated clash, crafted to challenge, and to carve a course for change.
Created in a circus, catapulted, into conspiracy's, and cursed with chronic curiosity, I'm the combat ready cotton commander you can call, Bugout Bear.
Consider this my call... To come together.
The Buddy Project
The Future of Bugout Buddy's
Empowering families during times of crisis with confidence and courage Buddy's are not just backpacks with survival gear, they are there to act as emotional support while being a highly functional tool. The next versions are a going to be learning/training instrument to help teach skills and evoke an air of confidence. With the capabilities to teach the tactics and strategy's of bush craft and survival.
That's what a Bugout Buddy is already. With fun and informative comic books and survival guide. Imagine all that it could be in the future. Simply by adapting todays technologies for the model of tomorrow, we can grow into an entirely different organism. Evolving slowly over time into the ultimate survival training robot and gear packing, teddy bear of the future.
Design of Bugout Buddy's
It was a simple one at first... To be a comforting companion in a crisis with 6 Pouches for easy organization and some cool combat straps for carrying capacity, making us interchangeable with our camel pack. We also come in a hard case for extra supplies, convenience and packing the extra C's of survival. More then all the competitors and competition, calculatedly combined. YEAH!... That's an $8,000.00 + Prototyping and manufacturing cost just to get started. Basically making that our survival goal. Starting out with whatever we could scavenge from the jungle of the modern marketplaces.
Creating Bugout Bear
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So now... We needed a cool Logo
But wanted to be equipped with more then just fancy logos and fun catch phrases. We want to bring you the absolute best in gear, knowledge and reliability. Offering the entire family Equipment for every outdoor adventure or emergency, be it camping or catastrophe..
Our mission is the same as yours... Protecting the one's you care about. After all! That's what teddy bears do best. So get a Bugout Buddy today and be prepared for tomorrow. We're a fun, fury, fully loaded, friend for life and we got your back!
Then we started getting complicated
With every new improvement came another idea!... Pretty soon we had a highly technologically advanced robot teddy bear running around in imaginary land and haunting our dreams.
Multiple pockets to sort everything
Insolated Thermal Padding and exterior hand warming pockets
Durable... Washable... All that of course!
Waterproof & Weatherproof... Now Bulletproof!?...
All while keeping our cool, comfortable composure
More advanced layers
Creating a built in expanding water blatter eliminated the need to ride a camel and inspired the option for an emergency flotation device and micro under water breathing apparatus in the event of a water landing.
Ballistic Fibers
With this your preschoolers are covered as well as your teens and with prophylactic pussy you'll never need to worry. Now we have everything?
But what about the kitchen sink!?...
With all this gear and nothing exciting to do in the apocalypse, we decided to put together a few, fun, compact, traveling road games. Making us even more useful on a day to day basis when zombies aren't attacking everyone.
99 Games in One
With all the games needing to be very compact, we developed a way to get over 99 classic games into a condensed size. Taking up less space then a pack of smokes. We also created our own, new action adventure game, with comics, collectors cards and a bunch more brain junk.
Speaking of the dream world
What bugout bag has ever been known for stopping bad dreams?
So we dreamt up a way to provide the entire family with security against any type of nightmare imaginable. Specialized kids gear, mom's products and everything Dad needs to get it done! We make great pillows too.
Thinking up ways to make it a reality
With every new improvement came another challenge... Something we are great at BTW. We found alternatives to our problems, creating solutions from the resources available. Thank you very much. Our main goal is not just to survive but to thrive! That should be another catchphrase. We add in a tiny GPS locator for extra precaution. We're still not ready for everything nature has to offer though. So we had to think really hard and come up with some wild ideas. Improving ourselves even further into the future.
More knowledge the better
Creating a survival manual, comics and even writing an entire series of awesome action adventure books
Awesome Action Adventure
With all the everything... Came the entire story needing to be told. So here it is! Bugout Buddy's Tail, brash and bold. An epic quest through time. A bear who speaks in secret rhyme. From past to now, he leaves his mark. Mandela clues that spark the dark. Whispering truth between timelines. Daring us to follow the signs. So, come with us on a quest so grand, thru 127,000 years across the land. Uncover the code, the truth is here to see. In Mandela Effects. Bear sent code to me.
More than we can afford to do
Creating all this would take an estimated $45,000.00 depending on scale and that's without adding in custom gear... Then we had the more advanced version from the future on a back burner, burning a hole in brain with a focused laser. Dreamers! Ugh...
Bots and B.R.A.I.N. C.E.L.L.S.
Soon we'll be the most advanced survival teddy bear robot the world has ever seen. My cousins and distant relatives from the 1900's and movies like AI, can now be a reality and we aim to bring you the first. You think Ted is obnoxious, wait till you get a load of me! Watch out teddy Ruxbin, you'll end up in a trash bin like the cabbage patch dolls.
This is going to cost us 10's of thousands in prototyping and even more in manufacturing to get to you at a decent consumer price. That's why we need loyal fans like you.
B.R.A.I.N. C.E.L.L.S.
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4"x4"x4"... 32 OZ
25,000 Mile Range
G.P.S. Satellite Tracking
172 Hours Energy Cell
24,000 Mile Range
16 Functions in all...
Beckon Light/3 Mile Range
Personnel Alarm System
AM/FM Radio
Full A.I. Interface
GPS Navigations
2 Way Communications
Energy Recharge Port
Solar Rechargeable
Laser Torch & Light
Speaker System
Camera & Video
Alarm System
Survival Training Tool
Interactive AI Teacher
Plant Indentification
Animal Identifier
Proximity Motion Detector
Weather Storm Alert
It could save your childes life!
Onboard A.I. Survival System
Bio Monitors
Full Arsenal of Survival Gear
GPS Locating & Communications
Alarm System
Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Built in Flotation Device
Gas Mask Air and Water Filtration
Emergency Beckon
Bullet Proof Ballistic Lining and Much, Much More!
Imagine a Teddy Bear so Advanced...
After combining all these products together, along with the survival gear...
Bugout Buddy's will finally be able to become faster, stronger, smarter... After all. We have the technology.
Bear wants to be a robot helper someday. So to make his dream come true, we'll be mixing state of the art technologies up in conjunction with his AI survival braincell. Giving this lovable learning device a fun and very animated personality as well. What could possibly go wrong missis Connor.
Robots of the future
With all the robots coming out we figured why not make the best hiking, camping and survival buddy we could produce. We're designing packs and specialized gear for the 0-2's as you read.
Bugout Buddy's
It "was" a simple idea at first...
Bugout Buddy's Future is Awesome!
Well it is!.....
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Taking Over the World Near You
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Bugout Buddy's Salome Promise to You...
We promise that every piece of gear is thoroughly tested and that if you all make us popular, we'll find a way, someday, to make you, an M-41A Pulse Rifle and deliver it to your door before one of these Christmases are said and done.
COMMING SOON! WE HOPE!!!
Over 99 Built in Survival Gadgets
INCLUDING
Fully Autonomous Mobility and Functions
Advanced AI Survival Technology
GPS Satellite Uplink and Tracking
Perimeter Scanning and Early Alert, Alarm System
Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Bullet Proof Casing
Flotation Device
And yes! over 90 other built-in survival items
Gear, gadgets and who knows, maybe even guns