Frequently Asked Questions

Why bugout gear in a teddy bear?

I kick ass! Did you read my stories? We feel it's more then just a bugout bag now. It's a comforting reminder of peace and calmness. Helping ensure a higher sense of psychological stability, instilling courage in critical moments and we make a great pillow.

How can I get the advanced model?

Send us lot's of money! We offer a novel product and if it proves to be successful, we'll expand into making the more advanced versions of the Bugout Buddy's available.

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Are you a real Teddy Bear?

Yes... I was borne in 1908. I'm cute, cuddly and full of charm I've saved the world and countless children's lives, many times over. What more proof do you need?

You said you're a 127,000 years old in your bio dude!

That's not a question. Again... You didn't read the books! Dude!... I travelled back in time 127,000 years so technically I'm even a little older. But I love sharing my knowledge and experiences with everyone around the campfire.

How can we contact you to have you committed?

I'm in my fall out bunker so... If the satellites are still up and operational. You can reach me by [phone number/email address/contact form link]. I'm always happy to help a Buddy. I left a contact button above. Just prey it reaches me in time.

Are Bugout Buddy's just for kids?

NO!... We saw a need in the market and created a great bugout bag for children sure. Knowing that the psychology behind survival was just as important as the gear. However we carry everything for Adults as well. So Bugout Buddy's gear is convenient as a one stop shop for survival gear, camping products and all your outdoor adventure needs.

Do you really think knives and matches are toy's?

YES!... I mean, don't you? Hold on and I'll let my lawyer answer this one.

Bugout Bear's opinions may not always reflect the views of the company and broadcast station, nor do we in any way, shape or form, endorse kid's having, or having access to, sharp weapons, combustible materials, explosives of any nature, Russian ordinance or WW-2 surplus of any kind, with out explicate and express parental permission and oversight thereof, or take any responsibility for Mandela effects and damages caused by temporal fluxes in the space time continuum.

All jokes aside. Are you really the best gear I can get for my family?

I need improvement. I'm always aiming to be better. We have good gear that's tested and lives up to the expectations of the creator of Bugout Buddy's. It is not cheep trash, nor is it the highest, top brand name either. All products however, must be thoroughly tested and highly approved of, before ever hitting the Bugout Buddy's outpost shelves. That's our guarantee, from our preppers, to yours.

It's me again... Bugout Buddy an inanimate object, why?

I'm not sure that's phrased correctly, however... It's because you can't rely on just anybody. Are you compleatly confident I am actually inanimate?